It had to happen! We have the scoop on the return of Ulsterman with his tail between his legs, an apology and a new deal for Barack Obama.
Could this be the end of the bigot who was born on Newsflavor but had to leave when too many writers and commentators realized he was a liar? Yes!
At last you can see and hear Ulsterman in the video contained in this article!
There is one person who will miss Ulsterman, his lies and imaginary inside sources. Guess who it is? If you cannot guess do not worry as we reveal his identity in this short, but to the point, article.
It is with some regret that we bring this news to Ulsterman fans. Because of your love and respect for this man we will break the news to you very gently. May we suggest that you have tissues at hand to dab away your tears? This is a very sad story indeed.
What is Ulsterman doing now he has retreated from Newsflavor? Why did Ulsterman leave Newsflavor? Both questions are answered in this article.
It is with great sadness that we wave goodbye to Ulsterman. We are weeping and wondering what we will do without all the meaning he has brought into our pathetic lives. What shall we do with our time? What is there to write about if there are no bigots, racists or manipulative liars left? How will we fill the gap which once housed his ulcerous lies? What will you do? What will the world do? Please do not go Ulcer. Change your mind, stay here. We beg you!
Ulsterman churns out articles containing lies, lies and more lies. He is like Fox News but with fewer constraints. The only reason he is able to continue is the stupidity which manifests in the minds of some Americans. The problem is the rest of the world believes all Americans are like it.
Oh my god! Ulster Nazi Man is torn between two loves and feeling like a fool! How will the loathsome creature from Ulster cope with this quandary? We spoke to the ugly old bigot while he was drunk (again) to find out.
Ulsterwoman Identity Revealed: Panetta, Ulsterman and Obama Order an Investigation, Seiva7 Rejoice!
Read Ulsterwoman, she has all the answers that you need!
And now it is the time to reveal the identity of a Ulsterwoman!