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The Commons just passed a hybrid law permitting the production of pandaroos, otterflies, and a speaking dogcat. London will become a parading ground for unusual animals, and you don’t even have to go to the zoo. For good measure, Parliament added spare part child production to the deal.

After long debate, the Commons passed a law permitting hybrid cells to be used in medical research. Hybrid cells contain genes of different animals including humans, the puzzle experience for scientists. The outcome could be a dogcat or other unnameable entities. Having thus just taken creation out of God’s perfectly capable hands, they decided to allow breeding of humans for replacement organs in the same go. Brave new world once more.

Under the thin veil of medical research, Parliament has opted for opening Pandora’s Box, and only the Lord and the Lords may now stop this madness. For centuries, scientists have been the immoral leaders of progress. The pharmaceutical industry and other parasitic companies are living proof of this. Now the door has been opened to the nightmares of hell, as gargoyles become a life reality.

One wonders if the members of Parliament themselves are not already chimaeras; a cross between human and worm, with the brains of the worm and a supposedly human body. To give such license to scientists with Napoleonic delusions of grandeur is equates to high treason against humanity.

What kind of mirage did pharmaceutical companies use to bedazzle the members of the Commons? Or, to say it quite plainly, how much was paid into their bank accounts? No human being with a drop of intellect could possibly want these gerrymanders to happen. The Prime Minister has already ordered a life unicorn for the stables of the Queen, apparently.

The city of Basel, being home to several multinational pharmaceutical companies, is expected to order a life basilisk for its zoo.


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In the same go, we get to breed life human organ banks. Sisters or brothers of sick children will be produced exclusively and made to measure to serve as their older sibling’s life storage for fresh spare parts. Children of love, indeed. Pre-produced, they may be ordered with two livers, two lungs and other goodies. And may we add something for the parents, too? You get them made to order.

If one combines hybrids with children made to order; it should be possible for the Isle of Man to order just a single living arm, don’t you think? How was it humanely possible to pass such a law? Maybe, I should now get used to say ‘humanimally possible’ when one of the next Prime Ministers might be Nostradamus’ half-pig-man.