One Little Loophole and Woman Stakes Ownership Claim to The Sun
Published by thestickman on November 30, 2010 in Europe-
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A Spanish woman has filed ownership to the Sun.
Quick someone, -call Walt Disney! Mickey Mouse is loose!!
Yes, someone has indeed filed a claim of ownership on Sol, our sun. The Sun represents just over 98% of the mass of the entire solar system and it is a curious fact that nobody has ever ‘claimed’ any of it. Well, she has. And she intends to send us the bill for its use.
Can Someone ‘Own’ a Sun?
A 49 year old Spanish woman named Angles Duran was apparently was aware of organizations that allow people to name and register stars in the heavens (and real estate/mineral rights to acreage on the ocean floor, the Moon and Mars!) suddenly realized that nobody has claimed ownership of the nearest star, our Sun. She allegedly filed a claim of ownership with a notary just like filing a mineral claim like a ‘gold strike.’
Legally, she does actually have the right to claim un-claimed mineral or energy sources. Realistically, this won’t stand. It would be of course, unenforceable.
That hole in the ozone has apparently cooked her noodle as she intends to bill all of use for the rights of use of ‘her’ claim.
She contends that half of the money derived from the Sun’s radiant heat and light will be slated to aid the Spanish government, another 20% will fund that country’s pension fund, and some 10% to alleviate world hunger.
And of yeah, -a paltry 10% of the commission would be for her own use which since the dawn of mankind would make her balloon payment share oh, -I dunno, …about a hundred billion quadrillion bagillion dollars (inflation-adjusted, mind you.)
This so far only accounts for 90% of her expected revenue from this cash-cow we lovingly call ‘The Sun.’ There is still some 10% of potential income that has not been earmarked for use. So if you’ve got a pork barrel project like raising Atlantis or creating an island nation in the middle of that big expanse called the Pacific Ocean, now is your time to woo her patronage.
Angles Duran (owner of The Sun) cites that this is a fantastic way for humans to ‘do things right’ for the planet. A way to get things funded for the betterment of humankind alike. And you know what? It makes far more sense to me than that ‘buying carbon credits’ crap that we hear about.
Ignore her. It wouldn’t stand up in a court of law, and neither would the claims of people who have supposedly registered stars. There is an international treaty, signed by most governments, agreeing not to recognise any property rights to bodies in outer space. That might actually cause problems one day, if we ever start mining the asteroids in our own system, because as things stand no-one can claim exclusive rights to any one of them.
The laws that exist for claiming land and mineral rights on Earth have no validity outside the Earth’s atmosphere are they are over-ruled by international law as made by this international treaty.
Interesting post
Nice share indeed! Keep on writing please!
I wonder if she plans to take a holiday there any time soon. Might do her some good. ☺
She could however be the target of damage suits filed against her for skin cancers, droughts, -global warming too I suppose. ‘Her’ son is a menace.
Here here withheld. lol
lol nice find very interesting, but doubt she would actually get it.
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I should sue her every time I get a sunburn. I did “buy” a star a few years ago and gave the certificate to my wife for Christmas. We laughed. I wonder if there are any planets revolving around my star.
WOW! What a crazy idea! Hopefully, she won’t realize it.
Well, I must say that I was enthralled the entire way through your piece! I seriously doubt that she’ll be rewarded monetarily, if indeed this Angles laid claim to the sun. Of course, who knows.
A very entertaining read. Keep up the good work.
Ho-boy. Finally someone to take responsibility for all the damage the sun has caused me. Sunburn – that’s just the beginning. Her sun has invaded my home and faded my furniture and drapes, and caused me and my family many days and nights of great discomfort. Her sun has been the cause of huge air conditioning bills, dried up my ponds, faded the exterior paint on my home and the interior of my car. Her sun causes nearly unquenchable thirst, the only relief found being drinking beer which, in turn, has caused my stomach to grow larger every year which, in turn, has cost me hundreds of dollars to replace my clothes every year. And that’s not counting the time I have to spend shopping for said new clothes, or parking meter expense. Because of her sun I am forced to take more showers, which means added expense for water, soap, and deodorant. It also forces me to wash my clothing more often which adds to my soap and water bill. Speaking of the water bill – yikes. It costs a fortune just to keep the lawn and plants alive during the summer, and even then some things die. Her sun forces me to choose between staying in an unhealthy, air-conditioned house or being outside in uncomfortable, heat-stroke and skin-cancer causing sun, all of which severely restrict my activities.
In the summer months, when her sun is present more hours each day, I have flies, spiders, and assorted bugs, all of which invade my home and cause me great stress. During that time I also have snakes in my flower and vegetable gardens, and they terrify me. It wakes me up too early in the morning, and I can’t get my children to bed at a decent hour at night. In the winter months her sun barely makes an appearance each day, and that means I have to depend on artificial heat which costs a bundle. The lights are on nearly all the time, and it takes a lot more energy to heat my water, thus causing me to incur huge electric bills. Slime and mold grow on all external surfaces, most of which has to be cleaned off each summer.
I thought about suing God for all these damages, but I knew that was a waste of time. I mean he doesn’t even have an address. But now this lady has been kind enough to claim ownership of – and that means responsibility for – the sun. Please post the names and phone numbers of the lawyers who will be handling these lawsuits – I want to get going as soon as possible before all her money is gone. I can’t wait until she comes to my door to collect her monthly sun fees – I’ve always wondered what a real nutball looks like.
Wow…you never know what makes some people tick. I actually found this to be quite amusing.
People are interesting…. Maybe she’s too stressed up with life as it is already.
good share
LOL! I think there is room for her at the county hospital.
Some people…
I mean, you give ‘em an inch, and they take 93 million miles, right?
Add me to the lawsuits. I’m suing for all the years of mental anguish I’ve endure in having to listen to Al Gore and his ilk blather on about the causes of global warming being anything but from the sun. What ever happened to good old fashioned accountability? And the owner of the sun remained quiet as billions of dollars thus far were needlessly wasted.
Plus, like others here have testified, my annual heating and cooling costs have left me virtually penniless to pay for the causes of my heating and cooling. The owner should teach the sun about moderation. I also demand reparations for all the deaths during the Dust Bowl years, and compensation for the ongoing, Sahara holocaust.
By the time all these suits against this woman are tallied, she will likely end up owing far more than she takes in, so she’d better get a job….
To support her sun! LOL!
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Ok, everyone.
I just filed for ownership of air. Everyone needs to either start holding their breath or break out wallets.
Cash or paypal only.
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…Too much time on her hands?