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French president accursed of using short factory workers to boost his heigh appearance.

Nicolas Sarkozy visited a Normandy factory recently, with much photography and press coverage.  However, apparently the French president found himself coming up short against the average factory worker.  So, the notoriously vain Sarkozy apparently gathered together the shortest of the factor staff to stand behind him, to boost him meager height.

This accusation of electorate rigging was apparently made by a member of the factor staff.  Who called in anomalously to make the accusation.  Of course, this does bring up the possibility that this is just a tall tail.  But to be honest it is more amazing to think that its true.

The President should have no fears about his height.  Many a great leader has been of limited posture.  In fact one might argue that smallness is a great virtue in becoming a slightly insane megalomaniac.   I suppose that he shall simple have to hope that Frenchman look back nostalgically to Napoleon not Charles de Gaulle!