Fidel Castro is Spreading The Doom. Nuclear War is Coming, He Says
Published by mygoditsfullofstars on July 14, 2010 in USA & Canada-
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Former Cuban Dictator comes out of hiding to talk some smack…
Fidel Castro has been living in seclusion for about 4 years now. He went into hiding, or retirement, (whatever it is that former dictators do) when he got sick and had to have major surgery on his intestines. Although he writes opinion columns for the state run media, he usually keeps it on the down low. That changed last week…
For the first time in years, Castro made an appearance. It was at the Havana Scientific Center. He is also scheduled for a television and radio appearance, tonight. He will be talking about his theories on why he thinks the world is about to erupt into nuclear war.
Not only does he want to spread the love on television and radio, his written opinion pieces have also carried a nuclear tone, as of late. Apparently, the notion of nuclear war between Iran and the United States, has him in such a tizzy, that he feels the need to vomit his opinion everywhere that he can force Cubans to broadcast him.
From one conspiracy theorist to another…I gotta say, Castro, this is pretty weak. You know, we do have websites for this kind of thing, right? Get in line, pal, there are only 5.6 million other sociopaths ahead of you, and your nuclear war theories. The way I see it, life is like a box of nuclear warheads…its either sweet and chewy, or a flaming pile of those weird fruit flavored things. There is no in between and if we are dumb enough to go there, then good riddance, to all of us.
So, in conclusion, I think Castro should just make some popcorn, sit down, and watch the movie “Threads”. And by all means, stop worrying so much. You know, the stress will eat you alive. Besides, the Russians will save us all, anyway…don’t you know that they are the only sane ones left on the planet? Sheesh…Titor right again!
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