Lady in England Likes to Eat Newspapers

Wow this is very Bizarre but apparently true I heard it on the News Last night

How Strange Some People are Maybe she is lacking attention and seeks Fame

I’m Glad she’s Not my Wife I couldn’t”t see Kissing Her Tasting Ink Ewe I wonder if she is Married Maybe Her Husbands likes to eat Magazines

Doesn’t she realize Ink Is Poison I wonder if it is a Hereditary Thing Maybe her relatives all Died Of Ink Poisoning

I thought Eating Pickles and Ice Cream was Strange But This definitely tops them all Why on earth would someone want to eat paper and then say they Like the Taste of It the Texture of It

Dam It would make me Gag I remember when I was a child I tried eating Paper and I did Gag I sure knew the difference then Between Food and Ink

She Probably Saves alot of Money On Food each Year Wow Paper Is Everywhere so She will never have to worry about going Hungry or Starving for that Matter

Don’t Think she gets much nourishment each day what about when she goes to the Washroom Does her Urine Come out as Ink what about Her Feces Is it Blue and Inky

I wonder If Her Teeth are Blue and Rotten all i can Say Is Wow Wow Wow It Takes all kinds

But this surely Takes the Cake wonder if she has any Children If so Where they Born Blue do they Like to eat Paper too

Do they Bring Newspaper to School in Their Lunch Cans all the others Kids Must surely Laugh and Ridicule them I would Feel sorry for them

I think This Lady Definitely Needs a Phyciatrist

I thought It was Interesting enough to Post Hope I’m in the right Category  but they don’t have a category called Strange