Man Claims Crack Between His Buttocks is Not His

After being pulled over for speeding in Bradenton Fla.,  Raymond Stanley Roberts tried to convince police that the crack in his butt doesn’t belong to him and he doesn’t know how it got there.

Some Criminals are not known for their superior intelligence, but they do make for great comic relief!

When officers pulled Roberts over they said they could smell marijuana and decided to search him. That’s when they allegedly found a bag containing 4.5 grams worth,of marijuana between Roberts buttocks then discovered another bag in there containing 27 pieces of crack cocaine weighing 3.5 grams .

According to Deputies, Raymond Stanley Roberts told then ” The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.” Roberts then reportedly said that the crack in his buttocks was the property of a friend.

 Roberts was taken into custody for possession of narcotics and has since bailed out of jail on a $1120 bond.